testimonial for mel

testimonial 1:

mel is my best friend. we grew up together on the streets of meera road where we would spend hours watching the garbage collectors collect garbage. later, we would watch the garbage collectors collect more garbage. as time went by, i got more serious about life and stopped watching the garbage collectors collect garbage. our friendship suffered greatly. for many years we didn't even talk. finally. last week, i called him up and we met at barista. mel stuck me with the bill as usual which i have to pay in installments now, due to the meagre salary i get working as a full time split fan. things are looking up for us now. i have a great sense of humour and always make him feel good if he's feeling down. i am crazy about music and always am scrapping friends on orkut.

testimonial 2:

mel is the ri-duh-m guitarist of split. he has a beautiful brown telecaster which has a semi hollow body and a very slick fretboard. ever since it was introduced in the 50's, musicians from all over the world have relied on the telecaster's powerful tone and smooth playability. mel's guitar has a faster neck than most telecaster's i've played (mel's is the only i've played) it has a one piece maple neck and 21 medium jombo frets on a 25.5 inch scale. the two single coils cry out loud when passed through a good overdrive patch. mel also has a crybaby, the wah whose sound and tone has never been duplicated and has been used by tens of guitarists worldwide. the only disadvantage of the crybaby is that it weighs around 3.7 pounds.

oh wait, testimonial for MEL.

mel is funny and annoying. more annoying than funny. he's approximately 7'5'', many would disagree, but he seems to be (since i'm 6'8'') and weighs... not much. he has a telecaster and an original crybaby wah, and i think he has a marshall blues overdrive pedal too, oh great. now i have to steal it from HIM.