Out with the boys

10 things you will see when you hang out with Split:

1. Food fight - popcorn, peanuts, or carrots, whatever's on the table.
2. Lots of alcohol for Mel, Garreth, Nigel and Aviv, and limesoda for Shekar.
3. Nigel and Mel fighting over something as ridiculous as 'is it possible to give a woman an orgasm in 3 seconds.'
4. Mel and Garreth arguing about the origins of punk music.
5. Hardik randomly yelling 'Split rocks. Microsoft rules.'
6. Garreth saying 'Banchod, Microsoft is full of chuts.'
7. Afrin saying Google is God, and everyone agreeing (except Hardik.)
8. Aviv playing the guitar and singing 'if I were a young man, and if I were to marry...'
9. Shekhar not saying anything. Michelle smiling. Simrat looking lovely.
10. Everyone getting smashed and Mel trying to leave from the fire exit.